4.09.2014

confess sesh

Why hello there Humpday, nice to see you again. Let's just not mess around this morning and get straight to complaining confessing with Kathy. 

//I hate that stupid 'Stay Calm and ....(insert whatever stupid thing you should be doing) On' saying. Go away forever please. I just can't handle it. It makes me want to punch babies or you right in the baby maker. Either would be satisfying after seeing that stupid phrase all over the internet all the time. Sorrrrrrry. 

//If I am walking down a hallway or on the street and I pass you and I am friendly and smile - I expect a smile back. It is 20 times more uncomfortable when you do not acknowledge me and go out of your way to not make eye contact.

//Lately any time Bradley agrees with something he responds by singing 'story of my life...' and it makes me giggle every time.


//I got the wild idea to paint my nails for the one time this year. It was a fail. You should not be surprised even a little it. I almost dropped the brush and had to grab it with my hand so I had polish all over me, not to mention my nails look like a 3 year old paints them every time and they were chipped by the next morning. It's never worth the struggle. 

//I cursed at a hard boiled egg this morning that was not cooperating with me as I was trying to peel it. It was not my proudest moment, but it deserved the lashing. 
//Also, I can't stop eating hard boiled eggs. I kept forgetting to make them and then finally remembered and now I eat multiple a day. Weird? Maybe,  but I don't care.




Cheers to it being on day closer to the weekend.

<3 BB





31 comments

Kait said...

dude hard boiled eggs are one of the best snacks around. and i'm right there with you on the 'keep calm' crap... just stop.

Melissa Suggitt said...

k but hard boiled eggs are so good. and even better, deviled eggs. NOMSSSS.

P!nky said...

I'm not a fan of the whole Keep Calm thing either. BE CRAZY, you only have one life to live!

love me some hardboiled eggs.

JumpingJE said...

I was laughing so hard at your nail fails. Why didn't you save those photos!?!

Jess said...

The Keep Calm thing is one of the dumbest ideas ever. It needs to go away.

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

so i'm going to confess something: the other day, i was having a really bad day and the damn egg was not cooperating and not peeling properly so i smashed it with my fist. i know that was a total waste but DAMN THAT FELT GOOD.

thanks for linking up!
-kathy
Vodka and Soda

Nadine Lynn said...

Ughhhh I hate the stupid keep calm shit too! JUST GO AWAY! I thought I was the only one who said things like "bunch babies" or "kill kittens" glad to have someone speak my language!

I straight up had a scream fest with a jar of salsa, then tearfully tried to reason with it one morning while trying to get a crock pot meal going before I headed out the door. WHY WOULDN'T IT OPEN?!?!?!?!?!!?

Beth @ That Little Spark said...

Haha I love this! I hate-hate the "Keep Calm" crap as well, and am so glad that I'm not the only one who curses at random objects and shoves her face with hard boiled eggs. High fives for keepin it real.

Kate @ Another Clean Slate said...

Hate the Keep Calm things too!

I was bringing hard boiled eggs to work but then I got nervous that my coworkers were annoyed!

LG @ thelaurelgazette.com said...

I want to see the nails!!!! and to all the "stay calmers" out there - how about you just stay calm and shut the eff up? it makes me nutty.

Chasing Elephants said...

Dude, Hard boiled eggs are the best. I prefer mine to be slightly medium. It's a art to get it just right. And why is that sometimes eggs peel so easily like its going on a slip and slide ride and other times chunks are missing everywhere?

Kelli @She Crab Soup said...

I've been over stay calm for about 5 months now but stupid people keep using it. Just stop it!

Lisa said...

Hey Lovely!! Ohh make it stop!! Those Keep calm sayings.. Ughh so 2009!! And I love the hard boiled egg photo!! Embrace it! lol Xo

Lisa,xo
http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

Kasey Lynne said...

Mmmmmm hard-boiled eggs. I'm going to bake some more tonight.

And I shake my head in embarrassment for you and how awful you paint your nails. But hey, I still love you?

Laura {happily ever} Parker said...

I love hard boiled eggs and I always forget to make them as well! I think if you add salt to the water while they boil it makes the shell easier to crack off. Or that could be a bunch of hulabaloo...idk!

Em said...

YUM. Eggs anything is my fav. I could eat them all day long. And deviled eggs? Might as well give me the whole damn plate. Delicious...

Shannon Q. said...

That thing about people not smiling at you, what IS up with that? You're right, its wayy harder to not smile and do all the other strange things instead of just freaking smiling! It's irritating, I'm with ya!

Rachel said...

I go through phases where I really like hard boiled eggs...and then I just don't.

Fairy Princess Jord said...

OMG I hate the stupid "Keep Calm and Carry on" things...why are those cool? THEY ARE SO ANNOYING!

Meg {henninglove} said...

keep calm and stay needs to go away like my heart will go on from titanic, overused and oversung, GO AWAY!!

Brittany said...

Seriously what is with people and not smiling!?

If they try to snub you just start frantically waving at them and shout "Hey! Hi there!". They'll have to acknowledge you at some point.

Kayla Moothart said...

I LOVE hard boiled eggs!

Myra said...

I love hard boiled eggs, but WTMF is it when they just don't peel properly. Pisses me off and I usually throw awful insults at the eggs as a result.

That whole Keep Calm and Carry On thing has seriously got to go!

Laney NightOwl said...

that's something I could eat as a snack. I usually eat dill pickle chips and they are the best.

Whitney Leigh said...

I love Ron Swanson.

and I can only do gel nails now because I HATE the chipping not even 24 hours later.

I need to make more boiled eggs, but I need my eggs to get older so I won't tear them apart when I try to peel them. #thestruggleisreal

Kalyn V said...

I really just love hard boiled eggs so much, I don't even care if they make my breath stink.

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

OMG "Stay calm..." needs to fucking DIE in a fiery crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peeling eggs is the worst!

Anna said...

Stay calm and Babble On!! I'm gonna make you a T-shirt! Haha!

I must confess that we buy the organic pre peeled hardboiled egg packs from Costco because I HATE peeling eggs. It is worth the extra $ to save my sanity!

Kenzie Smith said...

I can't make hard boiled eggs without turning them into deviled eggs, they are so delicious!

kailyn marie said...

ohhhhhh make me some eggyyyyyssss

Emily said...

I loooove hard boiled eggs. My coworkers hate me for the smell!